In Training

Franklin at his passive-aggressive best (purring a loud, deep, throaty purr the entire time, to show how much he loves me and my companionship):

"What? I'm just sitting here. You can still work around me, if you really wanted to. But did you know that in 3 hours we're all going to drop dead of starvation? Since you're not doing anything right now, why don't you go ahead and feed us, hmmm?"